Top 10 Musician Physical Trademarks


How many special people change
How many lives are living strange The marks of our favorite musical magicians. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Musician Physical Trademarks. Our list highlights the most unique aspects of musicians that can be identified by the human eye. John Lennon’s spirit will not be included nor will Robert Johnson’s deal with the devil. We’re talking schnozzes, giant boobs and even one rather profound booty. #10: David Bowie’s Different Colored Eyes Valentine told me who’s to go Contrary to popular belief, the eyes of Ziggy Stardust himself are actually the same color. When David Bowie was a teenager, his friend George Underwood socked him in the eye over a girl, which caused his unequal pupil size known as anisocoria. Sailors Fighting in the dance hall.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go. Both men would later collaborate on Bowie’s most popular albums, and the ocular catastrophe proved to be a rock star blessing. Don’t get any ideas, teenage Mojoholics – talent comes first. #9: Jennifer Lopez’s Booty Big big booty, watcha got, a big booty ! Oh ! The entertainment world has seen its share of popular backsides over the decades, but the almighty booty of Ms. Jennifer Lopez is a true American treasure. J.Lo burst onto the movie scene in the mid-90s, and caused a collective raised eyebrow once she started shaking that thang as an award-winning pop star. Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from What are the actual dimensions of boo-tay? Nobody knows. It’s an evolving American portrait and we all simply watch in awe. Some boys kiss me Some boys hug me I think they’re ok #8: Madonna’s Tooth Gap and Mole Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don’t let them play While some physical trademarks may cause teasing at a young age, they often become a defining part of an individual’s beauty. Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone Madonna innovated the role of pop star during the 80s, and her elegant imperfections elevated her iconic persona. The mole provided a high fashion look, and the slight gap between her teeth reminded everyone that sex symbols come in a variety of forms. Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I’m fed up
I’m tired of waiting on you She was born with talent and capitalized to the fullest, while even male performers like Elton John and Flea embraced their gap-toothed gifts. I don’t have much money but boy if I did #7: ZZ Top’s Long Beards About ten years after the formation of their blues-rock band in 1969, Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill returned from extended vacations with matching, thick bushy beards. Rather than taking on the look of their clean-shaven drummer, ironically named Frank Beard, the duo let their facial hair grow into Gandalf-like beards of pure southern rock magic. The chest length facial hair has become its own entity, as the beards have become just as famous as the men behind them. There are beards, and then there are ZZ Top beards. Respect. You know I gotta get paid #6: Thom Yorke’s Dropping Eyelid You look so tired-unhappy, The lead singer of Radiohead has become well known for the depth of his lyrics, but his depth perception often suffers through no fault of his own. This is what you get Thom Yorke was born with a paralyzed left eye and was forced to wear an eye patch for most of his childhood. Although it’s not the worst thing in the world, a botched surgery made things more problematic for Mr. Yorke, as it gave him the dropping eyelid he is known for now. Can´t get the stink off,
He´s been hanging round for days It all worked out in the end however, as he is now fronting one of the most acclaimed rock bands of all time. Dolly Parton! #5: Dolly Parton’s Huge Breasts Have you ever thought about reduction? Oh, no I worked too hard to get them this big ! She has a big voice and an even bigger…personality. Her gigantic smile continues to endear after all these years, and although she may often disappear from the spotlight, her breasts remain as huge as ever. Home, where the warm winds blowing and the rivers flowing Dolly Parton hasn’t been shy about her most famous assets over the years, and numerous musical artists have referenced them in appreciation. Even Drake and Nicki Minaj got in on the action. Whats the point? If I’m guardin’ Double D up h**s, Dolly Parton God bless you, Dolly, and God bless America. Home, there’s no place like it, no place like it, I call you when I need you and my heart’s on fire #4: Tina Turner’s Legs This soul superstar once had a pair of stems that could make Beyoncé drool. You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest Tina Turner once tore up the stage with sweaty performances, and the physical beauty of her legs often hypnotized people in the first few rows. Despite her small stature, Turner’s legs have always been large and in charge, thus allowing for a unique command of the stage along with both men and women’s eyes. I’m just using my female attraction
On a typical male, on a typical male She was one hard working diva, but her extraordinary legs made the job easier. #3: Michael Jackson’s Nose It’s close to midnight
Something evil’s lurkin’in the dark Once upon a time lived a pop superstar who retreated into a life of fantasy and plastic surgery. Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry We’ll never know the true motivations behind Michael Jackson’s numerous plastic surgeries, but his bizarre nose ultimately made him a cartoonish figure and overshadowed his enormous talent. After going under the knife one too many times, the King of Pop’s snout became a massive hole that left fans curious about the pressure of fame. Stop pressurin’ me
Just stop pressurin’ me #2: Mick Jagger’s Lips I’m so hot for her, I’m so hot for her
I’m so hot for her and she’s so cold When an ancient swamp creature is named after your lips, they must be pretty special. I see a line of cars and they’re all painted black Yes, researchers called a new aquatic discovery the “Jagger’s Water Nymph,” which is in reference to the Rolling Stones singer’s massive smoochers. I can’t get no satisfaction While most men his age have settled for a life of retirement, Jagger continues to storm across worldwide stages with his enormous lips puckering for the fans. I wanna see it painted, There’s no magical formula behind such a pair of lips, it’s just plain science and Jagger’s made the most of his physical gift. I’m the burning bush, I’m the burning fire
I’m the bleeding volcano Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions. But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large
And the light that you shine can be seen? Because of the wrong kind of drugs They were all taken drugs serious, just different drugs. Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive Let’s rock n’ roll all night and party every day ! #1: Gene Simmons’ Tongue It’s the subject of endless rock music urban legends and a physical trademark worth millions. I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday ! Gene Simmons has sold more than 100 million albums as a member of KISS, and his reptilian tongue has long been a defining feature of live performances. Some people actually maintain that Simmons had his tongue exchanged with that of a cow’s, while more reasonable lunatics believe he simply sliced his tendons for more elasticity. Does it really matter? Perhaps the KISS groupies can provide some answers. Paint the sky with desire
Angel fly, Heaven’s on fire So, do you agree with our selections? What is your favorite musician physical trademark? For more mind-blowing Top 10s published daily, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com. Subtitles made by Hazzy

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. This video is striking :
    Every male musician = weird physical "defect" (with yes, one single exception)
    Every female musician = sexy part of the body.
    Sexism has a bright future ahead.

  2. i liked this at first bc: DIVERSITY! WM discovered it!! But, yeah.. eyes are the window to the soul, so.. BOWIE!

  3. #9 I love Nicki's juicy booty…but JLo like John Holmes lol no matter how many and how bigger come after "there can only be one"
    #2 Mick Jagger & Steven Tyler

  4. What about Elvis' pompadour? Slick Rick's eyepatch? Steven Tyler's large mouth? Jay-Z's large lips? Marilyn Manson's eyes?

  5. Why was Freddy Mercury a honorable mention. His mustache and teeth are WAY more famous the Madona’s barely noticeable tooth gap

  6. I'm honestly amazed that Bowie's eyes weren't higher on the list – who else do you know who has eyes like that????!!!!

  7. Bowie's eyes should've been #1. Someone on your staff apparently agrees, since it's his (gorgeous) face that's the thumbnail.

  8. i love how #10 is called "David Bowie's different colored eyes" and 5 seconds later you say his eyes are the same color

  9. Michael Jackson's Dad would call him "big nose" so a lot of his fans think thats why he changed his nose so much.

  10. Come on, anyone in this world can have a large ass. Nicki Minaj surely does…

    Also, if heterochromia is on this list, I think it'd be odd to include it cuz honestly, it occurs in people and even if it's rare, it's probably more of an ordinary people thing so yeah

    Would have Charlie Puth made this list if this was made years later? He has a semi-shaven eyebrow due to some "accident", I wonder why he doesn't shave it off completely and let the hair grow on it later

  11. also you didn't show Madonna's teeth from closeup to prove it. And every other musician has a tooth gap, and so do ordinary people, me included

  12. The ""tooth gap" was OWNED by a guy named (Sir)RAY DAVIES a LONG time before even(Sir) Elton or Freddy Mercury's thought about if it wasn't going to be an issue (Dave Davies was the good looking brother. And unlike the Oasis guys The Kinks had talent to spare without having to convince themselves or anyone else of it. Only argument over the Davies brothers talent was if it is more than the Beatles or not. That they happen to be the ONLY band that can even be in that argument…)

  13. Too many of these so-called 'trademarks' are the result of too much surgery. Maybe they should be on another video to make room for the others that are natural like Steve Tyler's lips.

  14. I kept changing my mind about what should've been #1 after every new person… like 'why isn't that #1… why isn't that #1' and then I got to the actual #1… and yeah I get it LOL

  15. David Bowies eyes need to be in a higher rank, they will be FOREVER! They are legendary
    David's eyes deserve respect
    How can you lef them below a huge ass?
    What lack of respect, really

  16. Did the person who put together this video not know which one was Gene Simmons? We saw an awful lot of Paul Stanley for a segment that was supposed to be about Gene Simmons. HaHaHa

  17. WatchMojo, I'm giving you a dislike.
    Why?
    Reason #1: Michael did not have too many surgeries that he had holes instead of a nose at the end of his life! Learn some facts or just look closely at my damn profile picture! Also, his hair and smile are popular too!
    Reason #2: Freddie's teeth are way more than an honourable mention! And stop messing up his name! It's F-R-E-D-D-I-E, not F-R-E-D-D-Y! You had one job!
    Reason #3: David Bowie's eyes are more iconic than a booty of a woman who's just Janet's understudy! Oh please!

  18. Her butt isn't any more special than anyone else's. She just knows how to work her best asset. (pun intended)

  19. Gave a like just for having the amazing David Bowie in your video! Bowie was and still is one of the most innovative and influential musicians of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Bowie lives on through his awesome and often quite funky music.
    RIP David. We still love you!

Related Post