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♪ JURASSIC WORLD THE MUSICAL – Animated Parody Song


Owen Grady is the name, work at this freaky attraction With a hottie named Claire, but she won’t give me no action I train raptors for a living like it’s no big deal ‘Cause after all I am StarLord & to masses I appeal My boss called me up for an evaluation Of his brand new terrorizing money-making mutation Where’d it go, could it climb that high? It’s an ambush, time to haul ass, ’cause I just don’t wanna die I’ve got big teeth And my claws are sharp But your legs might be too fast I will chase you until you run too far Then I’ll find someone else to eat I’ve got the most haunting roar ‘Cause I’m a hybrid dinosaur Hybrid dinosaur Hybrid dinosaur oh! Hybrid dinosaur Hybrid dinosaur oh! Hybrid dinosaur Hybrid dinosaur oh! Hybrid dinosaur Hybrid dinosaur Breaking barriers down with her horrifying rage The heli frees Dimorphodon from the giant bird cage A Pteranodon drops a lady into the pool…HEY! Pteranodon gets schooled She’s killing for sport whether large or small Went after 2 kids like a cat & a yarn ball Going after it with everything we’ve got Using raptors seems crazy but we gotta take a shot I’ve got big teeth & my claws are sharp But your legs might be too fast I will chase you until you run too far Then I’ll find someone else to eat I’ve got the most haunting roar ‘Cause I’m a hybrid dinosaur I’m the King puttin’ on a show-ow-ow All the tourists watchin’ me eat a goa-oa-oat I-Rex had to pick my bo-o-one Kick it in the puss and reclaim my throne Light myself a blunt, 2 puffs for me And one for my dead homey in JP3 Dinos be hungry, us dinos be hungry We’re eating all the tourists cause these dinos be hungry! I’ve got big teeth and my claws are sharp But your legs might be too fast I will chase you until you run too far Then I’ll find someone else to eat I’ve got the most haunting roar ‘Cause I’m a hybrid dinosaur

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

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